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Did you hear? Did you hear? The holiday season is upon us!

Hey there all you Shintoists, Merry Fucking Christmas!

Unfortunately, we've been far too busy stalking TomKat--

And crashing their wedding! Tom sure went all out for Katie, controlling even her nail polish color! Now if that's not a sign of a heterosexual soulmate, I am just not sure what is!

It's not even December yet, but teach this little carol to your friends and loved ones!

On the first day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Some drama for you and for me!

On the second day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the third day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the fourth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the fifth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the sixth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the seventh day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Seven gays a-marrying,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the eighth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Eight bands foreign touring,
Seven gays a-marrying,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the ninth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Nine idols dancing,
Eight bands foreign touring,
Seven gays a-marrying,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the tenth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Ten old men moaning,
Nine idols dancing,
Eight bands foreign touring,
Seven gays a-marrying,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the eleventh day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Eleven tarts a-blowing,
Ten old men moaning,
Nine idols dancing,
Eight bands foreign touring,
Seven gays a-marrying,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!

On the twelfth day of Christmas JRRP brought to me,
Twelve drummers bumming,
Eleven tarts a-blowing,
Ten old men moaning,
Nine idols dancing,
Eight bands foreign touring,
Seven gays a-marrying,
Six cheaters lying,
Five frozen threads!
Four calling outs,
Three boy bands,
Two shadow girls,
And some drama for you and for me!


That was just amazing. I've been touched in places I've never been touched before.

You sure it wasn't Gackt that was touching you?

Gasp! Maybe he got my letters! Now I won't be forced to sue him after all!

Have a safe and a somewhat cheerful generic holiday season, members of JRRP. For those of you that have New Year's parties or whatever else, I offer you this advice: Pace out your drinking. It's far better to have everything be lovely and blurry for an extended period of time rather than one short black out. Also, be sure to have lots of drunken antics in the view of as many people as possible. We'll see you next year, or whenever you actually do something worth reporting on.

Or when we think of a new carol! Bye bye!
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On November 28th, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC), gackt_camui commented:
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Gasp! Maybe he got my letters! Now I won't be forced to sue him after all!

((*DEAD*))
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