XX: Ano! Ano! Did you see what I saw today?!
XY: Not sure Kono! What did you see today?
XX: Well, I was just passing through the mill to look at all the things there were to talk about, when I spied this little red icon of something strange dancing! At first, I thought it was a cartoon character that furaipain was fond of, but on closer inspection, lo and behold, it was A CLOWN. CLOWNS are invading the Japanese Music scene! Run for your lives!!
XY: Oh now! How will we save all the babies everyone seems to be having? I thought we were safe from such things here in Japan! Do you think furaipain is a distant cousin of the ICP?
XX: Maybe! But speaking of men in clown suits, did you see? kozi and aoitentation recieved a birthday bitchslapping from our lovely gackt_camui! Do you have the scoop, Ano?
XY: Apparently the long time friends are no longer speaking, Kono! Or so says kozi, but I think he must have been on LSD because I'm SURE that aoitentation hasn't said a word in years! What sort of drugs are in this ex-Malice boys head is beyond me, but maybe they can hook _sugizo because after he see's the other post in jrrp_tabloids he's going to need the valium so he doesn't blow something up and break his hippie ways!
XX: Oh the t-shirt ordering will be nothing!! Did you listen to the in-progress demo that _sugizo and hiroakihayama put out? Hurricane? Since when was it trendy to release music before it was done? Poor Tourbillion! They'd been doing so well so far! What will stringdthoughts and ryuichikwmr think when the song composed by their all star pianist sells all of ten copies?! I don't sense a chart topper, Ano!
XY: I think you're right Kono! But _sugizo hasn't been a sucess in years now, has he? Don't you remember this winters fiasco with the FLARE? But then, that might have been because he was too busy smoking pot and fucking yunaflare to put any effort into it! At least now yunaflare has practice though, because he'll probably need to be whored out to pay for that monsterous house which the 'live in'. You'd pay good money for that wouldn't you, Kono?
XX: Oh me oh my, you're full of assumptions, Ano, you vicious minx! I'd rather pay to see video footage of new couple acchan and melancholypower!! Didn't you hear? She sucked the amazing acchan into her web of MPD and reality television! Seeing those two together would be a riot, are you kidding me?!
XY: But but but! Kono! What on earth would this_isnot_imai do if that happened? You'd give the poor old man a heart attack! God knows that he and ki_yo_shi don't have much longer left on this earth! Why else do you think they formed LUCY? Speaking of dissapearances, I bet you fae_kyou and sayonararain wont be arround much longer, you know why Kono?
XX: I'm not sure, Ano, but I'm sure you're going to tell me!
XY: Because sanbika did it first! Don't you know that they do everything they can to be like Kiyoharu? What ever will we do, yet another geriatric rocker short?!
XX: I don't know how I'll live! The old ones and the Koreans always make the biggest waves, don't they? But somehow, we'll get on without them, I'm sure! I think that's all the time we have this time Ano!
XY: That's right Kono! Catch you on the flip side!
XX: This and That! Right on out!
I want my regularily scheduled Shadow Play Girls back D:.
P.S. Did you hear? Did you hear? Tommy is married and Acchan doesn't (usually) do women!
P.P.S. Kozi has been dressing like a clown for over ten years. See also: half of Plastic Tree's PVs.